Monthly Archive for August, 2006

you’ll listen to it twice cause the deejay is asleep;

We’re on the way back from Edinburgh and we’ve got some commercial radio station or other on. The DJ’s readying her little sales pitch to keep you tuned to her frequency above all others for the next hour. “Coming up we’ve got Mary J Blige, Will Young, and the number one hit from last year that U2′s Bono sang at his father’s funeral,” she says and I kid you not, a hint of something almost like excitement in her American accent. My eyelids are drooping, and in the driver’s seat I can hear my brother swearing.

Nocturnal radio seems to be a haven for the inexplicably odd, which seems only fair as I can’t really imagine the sort of person who’ll call up to dedicate some synthesised 80s MOR to their sweetie while the DJ rips the piss. “Oh, is he gay? D’ye no’ think that’s a girlie song? So you’re calling to play a song that you’ll like, for your boyfriend?”

Makes more sense to play your records down the phone to each other. Not only because there’s less chance of humiliation, but that seems like such a romantic idea – tape fuzz distorted even further by your respective network providers, whispered asides and the faint sound of one another’s breathing. Not that there’s anything wrong with sitting up all night trading YSI files, obviously.

They’re running a competition to win tickets for the weekend’s Robbie Williams concerts on one of the commercial stations, and I can’t help but laugh at the screaming females. “OH MA GAWD AH’VE JIST WON A TICKET TO SIT MILLIONS OF MILES AWAE FAE ROBBIE WITH A THOOSAN’ OTHER PEOPLE, HE’S CLEARLY GONNAE FALL IN LOVE WI’ ME AN’ GIES A SHAG IN THE LOOS!”

Retards.

We went to see Dirty Pretty Things in Edinburgh on Monday night and, if it hadn’t been for Dom’s enthusiasm at seeing the band for the first time I probably would have fallen asleep as they played almost exactly the same set as last time I saw them. Well, that and constantly having to keep a watchful eye out for glassy-eyed, drugged-up youngsters staggering into you from every angle. If we’d been back home they’d have been tanked up on good old-fashioned alcohol, and at least they would have been dancing.

Plus, the Corn Exchange has to be one of the most horrendous venues I’ve ever set foot in in my life. Still, with T on the Fringe over with for another year the Central Belt can breathe a collective sigh of relief that Glasgow’s position as its music capital has been safely restored.

This might be my last post for a while, as the flat worries have magically sorted themselves and I’ll be taking posession of a pretty, high-ceilinged top floor tenement (by a park and an Asda!) in the morning. I won’t be online until I either a) sort it out at the flat, or b) return to work on the 11th. As the Twin will be my first houseguest the former might be a bit rude, although she’ll probably be wanting it as much as me. We’ll see. Until then, well, have a good whatever – and if any of you guys are going to be here keep an eye out for the giggly brunettes in the polka dots…

the continuing adventures of a girl about town;

This afternoon I walked face-first into a plate-glass door. It was beautiful; like the sort of thing I thought only ever happened in cartoons. It’ll make a hilarious dinner party anecdote once the swelling goes down.

Serves me right for trying too hard to be a grown-up these days. Still, you’d think that being a young, professional woman on a decent (well, semi-decent) salary they’d be queueing up to rent you properties in Glasgow. It’s a pretty big city, you know, surely there must be at least one decent-looking flat with good transport links looking for a tidy tenant who won’t upset the neighbours? Much?

It wouldn’t appear so. Take today, for example. I dash across on my lunchbreak (you’d be surprised how few letting agencies do evening or weekend viewings to accomodate those of us who might have the misfortune to work, perhaps in order to pay their extortionate rents) to check out a flat on the southside. The letting agent shows up, a couple of minutes late and with the wrong keys. After leaving me sitting in a manky stairwell singing to myself for ten minutes she whisks me round the property in about five seconds flat, and says “bye then” before I even have a chance to ask what happens now, should I perchance wish to take them up on the property (I don’t particularly, incidentally – it’s tiny and dirty and noisy, and while it’s handy and near several of my friends I just don’t get the right vibes from it. That, and it features an “open-plan kitchen” – agency shorthand for cooker, fridge freezer and a couple of cupboards in the corner of a tiny living room. Its apparent availability is the only thing that’s making me think twice about it).

I saw the most gorgeous flat the other week – which, of course, went to somebody else – and I’m worried that it’s spoiled me for anything else. I’m not going to drop my standards so drastically as to live in a fucking hole though. So it’s back to the soul-sucking, demoralising process of scanning property rental websites for loads of lovely flats that are always gone when you phone up about them, yet remain on the website for a month afterwards.

So. Aside from the extremely depressing and demoralising process commonly known as looking for a flat in Glasgow, and the equally stressful scenario of having half your colleagues off on holiday in any given week, here are some other things I have been up to in handy bullet-point form:

  • I’ve been back and forth to Edinburgh to cover some bands for T on the Fringe – you can read all about my latest adventures here (Dandy Warhols) and here (Regina Spektor). Tonight the brother and I will be heading east yet again for Dirty Pretty Things.
  • I also went to see Quasi. I’d like to pretend that it was because I am a Proper Indie Kid and not because these days they feature a hot bassist as well as a member of the former Sleater-Kinney, but as I was there with actual Proper Indie Kids, all of whom knew who support band International Airport were already, there is no point. Quasi are very loud, and I had a migraine and had to leave for the last train after ten minutes.
  • I met the Twin, and her cold and my tiredness attempted to dance the night away and lasted til half past eleven. She’s back on Friday, and we intend to do better for the next week. Poor Lyndsay was in Glasgow for mere hours before I managed to get her hit on by a couple of jakeys. God knows what the lassie must think of me.
  • She’s also more than a little terrified that I’m going to drag her to see SNAKES ON A PLANE every single day of her visit (perhaps because I told her I would do) but I think she’s safe given that my manfriend and I got it out of the way at the weekend. You’ve all seen it already probably, so I won’t urge you again… unless you haven’t in which case round up yer mates, get a little bit wasted and be prepared to squeal. AWESOME.
  • Also read Neil Gaiman’s latest, Anansi Boys (I have contacts, ha!), and it’s surreal and quirky and rather, rather brilliant.

This has been a snatched five minutes from last year’s girl. Til next time.

every day is like sunday;

I think it’s a measure of my week that I’m desperately looking forward to four hours on a train tonight, during which if anybody talks to me they are clearly either a weirdo or a potential rapist and I get to call the guard to have them forceably removed.

I am utterly, utterly wiped out and every muscle in my body aches. I feel as if I haven’t slept in a fortnight. I’ve been trying to juggle someone else’s workload with mine all week, and there have been a lot of gigs on. I can’t write, which is annoying because I’ve got a lot of stuff owing.

I’m having pizza for lunch, and reminding myself that I’ve got ten days off – finally! – if I can only make it til Thursday.

Apologies for my blogging absence, I’ll work on that as and when I can.

to meme or not to meme;

THE PICTURE GAME: Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that you’re interested in/curious about – it can be anything from the house I live in to my favourite shoes. Comment with what you want me to take pictures of. DO IT.

I’ll post these at the end of the week, assuming there are any takers. Everything else to follow later. I’ve got to figure out what Pricing In Proportion is all about – lucky me.

so this is what the volume knob’s for;

Awww, can’t you embed videos from yaTUBE!* directly into self-hosted WordPress blogs then? That completely defeats the purpose of this little post, in which I intended to post the video to “Woke Up New”, from the Mountain Goats’ forthcoming album Get Lonely.

I guess I’ll just have to do so the old-fashioned way.

The video is simplistic and charming, and the song itself tugs on the heartstrings in all the right ways. I know I was unconvinced originally, but it’s grown on me these past few weeks at roughly the same rate that I discovered that I actually like most of The Sunset Tree afterall. The album is out on Monday (Tuesday in the US), and you shall all be buying it, oh yes.

Plus, is it just me or is he looking a little like Dylan Moran these days?

Note to self: I must not fancy John Darnielle.

That would just be weird.

Bigging up this release since mp3s from that other album I’m highly anticipating seem to be harder to come by than a sunny day in Glasgow (I’m too scared to even state which one considering how fast any leaked tracks are disappearing – do record labels employ people solely to scan The Hype Machine these days?).

Lolie, check yr email and come play with me.

* Clearly named by a Scotsman with a sense of humour.

got a heart full of rubber bands that keep getting caught on things;

I have been handed an impossible task. I cannot, for the life of me, make this company sound interesting.

(Suggestions to create an alternative history involving a foiled terror plot, and monkeys, are distinctly Not Helpful.)

I’ve got lots of bits and pieces I planned to talk about but work is taking the piss this week (as in, yeah, I’m having to like, do stuff!) so apologies if I seem quieter than usual. I’d rather give my attention to those who need it more than my weblog, which will get by perfectly fine without me thank-you.

Until I get my breath back then, I leave you with the shocking news that Irn Bru bars could soon be off the streets as the company behind them go into receivership. And a nation of dentists wept.

are you a twat or a blogger?;

It seems somewhat typical that, of all the days I had to take my first ever jetsetting business trip, it had to be the day of the major terrorist incident.

If this was any kind of weblog at all I’d have given you my up-to-the-minute take on events live from the airport like the rest of the world seemed to. However I had to hand over my mobile phone with the rest of my baggage almost immediately, and decided that in an emergency I should really adopt my boss’s approach to crisis management: a large gin and tonic.


Clear plastic bags: our next best hope in the War Against Terror (TM)

Having not had a chance to turn on the news before I got to the airport yesterday morning, the first I heard of events was from my taxi driver (who’s going to be playing my sister’s father in a forthcoming pantomime, and is therefore practically family). One lost briefcase aside, the boss and I weren’t too badly affected (our flight to Birmingham was delayed by 45 minutes, and we managed to rebook onto an earlier flight which, taking into account delays, got us home not long after we should have been). The queue for international flights as we left was horrendous, winding its way right around the terminal. I get the impression – particularly from our deserted commuter flight – that most people just went home.

Much has been made of the increased security restrictions in place, and while it’s a pain in the arse you have to admit that you can see their point in banning liquids. I’m glad that I wasn’t going anywhere further than Birmingham without being allowed to bring a book though – the in-flight magazine only held my attention so long. Having my phone taken off me at check-in was incredibly frustrating because I can’t stand not to know every little detail and I was having to rely on hearsay from the boss (“There’s ten thousand people standing around Glasgow Airport, and I’m not exaggerating!”).

One would be a cynic to suggest, like Europhobia, that the alert and arrests came rather hot on the heels of a major terror policy announcement, and hasn’t done too badly at distracting the press from the UK’s disasterous (lack of) foreign policy in Lebanon, of course, which is why I’m not going to.

On that subject, however, the Daily Star’s take is legend (via BuzzMachine).

Oh, the meeting? Went incredibly well. I am going to kick so much ass.

Or, at least attempt to. You know, it’s like the old stage act – it doesn’t matter how many plates you manage to keep spinning, nobody pays you any attention until one smashes.

Anyway.

This is everybody’s new favourite toy today, but I’m yet to receive anything of note. Perhaps I really should start sending something with a little more thought than who’s glad it’s the weekend?!

PS A blue suit and a scowl? Thank heavens for Torchwood…

PPS Meh…


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mp3 wednesdays: between the bars;

The late blooming of my “interest” in music has always been something that has taken my contemporaries by surprise. There are many musicians whose work means a lot to me who are dead – Jeff Buckley and Kurt Cobain being the most obvious examples – but while their stories move me, I grew to love them posthumously and so I always knew that there was a full stop on our relationship. Elliott Smith was the first musician I genuinely loved to die “on my watch” if you like, and the circumstances of his death struck a chord with the situation I was in at the time.

I miss him. I may never have met him, but a little bit of me always will miss him.

Sunday 6th August would have been Elliott Smith’s 37th birthday, so this week’s songs are something of a tribute. I’ve tried to stay away from obvious picks, not including my favourite song.

Between The Bars (probably my favourite studio track of Elliott’s, from Either/Or)
New Disaster (one of the many Basement-era demos in circulation, loads of which are better than the tracks which made it onto the album)
Thirteen (a cover of the Big Star song, which I love so much that one time when it played in Mono while I was stuck at the bar I had to text Fi on the other side of the room to squee)

Bonus! The Decemberists – Clementine (no, not the Castaways and Cutouts track! There’s a bit of me actually likes this version better than Elliott’s)

(Second week of my musical Wednesday posts and already I’m picking up themes. Don’t roll your eyes though, it could have been worse – Ben Gibbard turns 30 on Friday. But hey, The Rich Girls Are Weeping did a better job of celebrating that one than I ever could have hoped to.

Oh, what the hell – have a live, acoustic version of my favourite Postal Service track Brand New Colony.

*cough* And me of a couple of years ago would be mentioning that today is the lovely Gillian Anderson’s birthday… anyway.)

Strange muscle pains have kept me off work these past few days. Today has mostly been about reading the sort of trashy novels my bookseller boyfriend would despair of me for, becoming increasingly frustrated at how difficult it is to coax life out of my laptop these days, and smirking a little at this. Still planning on playing the jetsetting businesswoman tomorrow though, keep your fingers crossed for me I can get out of bed without wincing. I’d quite frankly rather gouge my eyes out than spend another day in the house.

PS Lambchop review from the weekend here. I hate reviewing bands I know nothing about, but there’s one line in there I’m quite proud of :)

As before, all links are YouSendIt. Please buy Elliott Smith albums at Amazon.co.uk. Cheers.

every town has a diner where i’ll meet you;

The Boss is taking us out for lunch today, so I wouldn’t have time to update even if I wanted to (I have been rather verbose these past few days, haven’t I?)

However, I do have to urge those of you viewing this entry through LiveJournal on an RSS reader to look at the site itself and check out just what an amazing job Our Nicky has done in redesigning it.

Obviously a couple of minor tweaks are needed, and I’m looking forward to getting intimately aquainted with the new features over the course of the weekend. In the meantime, if you spot any bugs or problems please let me know.

Having my own custom-made design makes me feel like a proper blogger.

This weekend I shall be mostly getting tipsy and giggly with Rob, and then working on Saturday night. But that’s the other job, and it involves me reviewing Lambchop’s gig at T on the Fringe.

I leave you with a quick link to this Lionel Shriver article, on the perils of looking younger than your years. As somebody having one of those days in which I’m desperate for somebody to just take me seriously as a businesswoman and a magazine editor for once! I feel her pain.

my world is gonna revolve;

Okay. This blog wouldn’t be this blog if I didn’t point out that the first official new Ryan Adams song of the year is currently streaming on the official site (along with a list of UK tour dates with the Cardinals, if you’re the two people and dog I haven’t squeed to about this already). The song is… eh. Very 80s soft rock. Whether it means one of this years’ rumoured three (!) releases will be Rock n Roll pt. 2 remains to be seen.

And no, of course I have no idea where you’d be able to get a hold of the track in mp3 form if you asked me… *cough*

Loved this from Fluxblog, on one of Sleater-Kinney’s final shows (I’m trying to keep the SK links to a minimum as the band winds down as it’s not like I’m going to be anywhere near any of these final shows, though it’s quite difficult and emotionally draining to do so) – not least because the author comes down on the same side of the fence as me in the battle of wills Stevie and I have always had regarding the artistic merits of One Beat. And “Combat Rock” in particular.

And now that’s out of the way…

News reaches me via the Guardian’s frankly execrable Comment Is Free (the blogs are a nice idea, in theory, but in many cases come across like the deranged ramblings of obsessive sixth-formers. So like most blogs, really. Only with the name of a fairly high-regarded newspaper attached) that a blogger has been jailed in the US for refusing to hand over source materials used in a story. The case prompted me to dig out my dissertation, which was a study of the legal threat to confidentiality of sources. It raises some interesting questions: just where should the line be drawn between blogging and more “legitimate” forms of journalism, and should the rights and privileges in one instance be extended to the other? The article mentions that the blogger in question was also a freelancer – if he had managed to have a later version of the offending article published in a newspaper would that have been treated any differently? (California doesn’t recognise a right to protect one’s sources in any event – whether this should or should not be the case took me 20,000 15,000 words to draw a conclusion on, so don’t expect me to get into that here.) In any event, the face of journalism is changing and that is something we must hope our courts are equipped to deal with when such cases arise.

As the Guardian commentator concluded: “Blogging was a helluva lot easier when all we wrote about was our cats.”

It was very cheering last night to watch the last ever Top of the Pops (link to Louise Wener writing in the Observer) with Margaret interrupting every five minutes with “he’s dead… he’s dead…” The end of this series of Top Gear, on the other hand, was the greatest hour of television ever. EVER. But I can’t really talk about it because Jay hasn’t seen it yet. MEH.