Monthly Archive for November, 2006

exerpts from a travel journal #1;

Half past seven this morning and it’s a haze, because my brain is still on New York time and convinced it’s barely two. True to form, in baggage reclaim, there’s an auld basturt in a kilt.

Welcome to the best small country in the world.

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24/11/06
“WELCOME TO THE CENTRE OF THE WORLD” proclaims one of Times Square’s phosphorescent billboards and it isn’t wrong – it’s one thing to see those famous lights on television and quite another to be standing among those heaving crowds, craning your neck to match the point where the skyskrapers meet oblivion. It’s big, bright, loud and wondrous, and the spectacle is such that it’s only later you do a double-take and start to wonder what all that power consumption means for the climate change lobby.

Our first night in New York City we eat fried chicken and rice at a curiously ethnic restaurant on the Upper West Side (the menu and decor seem South American in nature, but the staff are all Chinese). I have the most amazing strawberry daiquiri, all rum and fruit sorbet, and my dad high-fives each of the waiting staff in turn. I’d been told the food in the city rarely disappointed, and it’s only a shame that the seven-hour flight and 5am start have robbed me of the energy I need to do my plate justice. Our mental clocks still several thousand miles to the east, it’s hard to convince your body that it isn’t actually approaching 2am, not here.

Trying to describe this city to end all cities seems a redundant task as it’s been written a thousand times before – all of my spiritual brethren have the same list of calling points; it is merely the order that changes. In that sense my re-reading of On The Road is fairly timely. I remember little of the book from my first reading, only that I loved it. My traveling companion on the flight home from London last night disagreed though, and I wonder whether his opinion has tarnished my own or if it’s just that I have changed. The lauded “beat” style actually reads stilted and nonsensical, and Dean Moriarty (not the monkey, I stress) loathsome, vulgar – for all his unnatural eloquence – and misogynist. I told my flight companion (we’d got talking because of a delay) that he should read Stone Junction instead if he was looking for that life-changing portrait of the road; and curiously enough he’d been given a copy in a pub some years previously and had merely not got around to reading it. I suppose the freedoms that Kerouac espouses are the book’s charm, and some point hopefully not too far in the future I want to take my brother and sister and a rental car that they at least could drive and cover the continent, calling at a shopping list’s worth of those romanticised towns and cities whose names seem to be ingrained even into those of us who never set foot on American soil until today at birth.

We flew into the US along the coast, the view from our side of the plane looking into the country itself. The first thing that strikes you about America is its vastness – land as far as the eye can see, fading into a haze at the horizon, and so little of it covered with lights and buildings and the other trappings of city life.

I took to New York within about ten seconds: its crazy mish-mash of humanity, even if they all seem to be out to make a quick buck and are lost in the face of a Scottish sense of humour (yet not as entirely humourless as the blank-faced Homeland Security officials who take your fingerprints and ask if you are now, or have ever been…) I see pretty, vacant girls; homeless pushing their possessions in little carts; barmen who chat with us freely. My dad speaks to them all slowly, Brit-abroad, and Margaret and I are mortified.

Saying that, we were barely on the runway before I heard my first Americanised butchered mispronunciation of my own city – from our pilot.

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I’ll be very slow catching up this week I think, so pardon my rudeness at blogging rather than get in touch individually. Back at work tomorrow, with my sister’s pantomime tonight.

Until next time, the complete set of New York photos are here.

pixellation;

[Cheers to Jason]

As good a way as any to take the pressure off me a little and announce this blog’s hiatus until some time after next Wednesday (29th), when I return from New York. I hope to see as many old and new friends as possible in the interim.

Behave yourselves!

last night a pixlet saved my life;

Guys, I’d like to call a state of international emergency. My wee iPod is sickly – it’s refusing to fully charge itself. I haven’t been in a situation where I’ve had to listen to it for longer than a train journey as yet, but I am very much aware I have a transatlantic flight coming up next week. Now I’ve had Blanche for about a year, which if memory serves is round about the time the battery goes, but… meh!!

Jay is a little traumatised today. We did have to leave last night’s New Rhodes/Veils show early so that we could have the flat looking presentable prior to the arrival of Rachelle Renee later this afternoon, but as luck would have it we left on a bit of a low note: Finn Andrews gurning his way through a cover of Springsteen’s “State Trooper”. Jay tells me that Nebraska is Springsteen’s most intimate album, and that covering tracks from it would be tantamount to covering something off Heartbreaker.

All this current Springsteen-love is a little unnerving: he was never particularly “cool” to like, yet he seems to have become this year’s Johnny Cash with Brandon “Wanker” Flowers proclaiming his love in giant HMV-branded posters at a bar near you. I haven’t listened to anything like enough of his back catalogue to say anything really (probably more than Brandon Flowers, right enough), but it’s something that I plan to rectify in the near future.

Recently Jay wrote a four part epic blog on his love of Springsteen, something I think he should redraft and submit to various music magazines considering its topicality. I can imagine it being quite unsettling seeing a band or artist you’ve always loved suddenly seized upon by the media: on the one hand it’s true that you’ve always wanted everybody else to appreciate their genius, but on the other you can’t help but feel as if all of these “new” fans are somehow unworthy. It’s not something I’ve ever really had to deal with because Bob Dylan – my own personal iconic figure – has always had that level of adulation, of acclaim both popular and critical, attached. My two favourite (now defunct) bands – Whiskeytown and the Replacements – regularly show up on artists’ “influence” lists but are only really rhapsodied over by the hardcore few; one frontman occasionally releases something of brilliance (and the occasional cartoon movie soundtrack) from his basement while the other is just a bit too loony to ever be properly embraced by the mainstream media. I try to wind Jay up by telling him that next year that everybody and their auntie will be lauding Paul Westerberg, but he’s convinced that 2007 will be the year of Kris Kristopherson. You heard it here first, kiddies.

Anyway, back to yesterday. My little radio appearance went well enough I suppose, although all the interesting things I’d gone in ready to say seemed to disappear as soon as I was sitting with that big microphone in front of me. I go to pieces when I know that there could be somebody listening to me, if that makes sense – I’m so much better written down. It’s always cracked me up that those friends of mine who know me a little less well think I’m supremely confident, when that only holds true if I’m perfectly at ease with the crowd I’m in. That’s why I’ll probably never get anywhere in the media – I can’t network to save my life. I doubt I’ll be leaving print for broadcast any time soon, but I’d love to help out again whenever I can. I got a chance to play the Long Blondes and New Rhodes, and give my Myspace darling Jeff Zentner his first radio airplay in Scotland.

I think I’ve worked out my problem with Myspace Music – while it makes it easy for independent artists to network and build up a following, there’s no quality control. I read about the Replacements’ early gigs, playing to two people (one of whom was behind the bar) and a mangy dog and wish I could have been there for the start of something wonderful – the thing is, every band on Myspace thinks they’re that something wonderful. Think:Fire played to ten people at the ABC2 last night, none of whom were paying any attention. It’s probably a little unfair to hold them up for comparison right enough, considering that yet another troupe of Panic! at the Drive-By Dashboard Romance types were never going to get that wild a reception opening for two indie rock bands, and that the venue didn’t really fill up for the wonderful New Rhodes or the Veils either. By all accounts everybody was upstairs listening to Rodrigo Y Gabriela – I have no idea who said people are, but I hope you had a nice time.

You’ve heard me witter about New Rhodes before so I won’t go on, but I was quite disappointed by the Veils. 2005′s The Runaway Found was a gorgeous, almost otherworldly album but the new material (the five songs I managed to stay for) is pretty tedious. The singer – “the band” really, as he disbanded the Veils after their debut and formed a new band of the same name for their follow-up – yowls through gritted teeth; one wonders whether he keeps a pin in his pocket with which to continually render himself in agony. The bass player was heartbreakingly beautiful, particularly as it would take a heroin addiction and a non-comical scowl for me to ever adopt her style.

Anyone see that steam train pulling out of Central Station last night? It looked like a trainspotters’ wet dream and there were certainly plenty of cameras in attendance. I can only assume it was for an anniversary or something, but BBC News is coming up a blank. And, like James McAvoy’s character in Starter For Ten (which David and I went to see during the week), I hate to not know things: although as I am not stuck in the 80s I am minus one The Cure’s Greatest Hits CD and plus a mobile phone with permanent access to Google.

on the radio;

If you are in the Ayrshire area this afternoon, then tune in to ‘Lalita Live’ on UCA Radio 87.7fm at 4pm – where I’ll be special guest. My first DJ set! WELL excited.

I really think all offices should shut down for a week at the first sign of winter to give us all time to adjust. Everybody seems to be hit really badly by stress or exhaustion right now, and the change in weather can’t be coincidental. Oh, when I am Queen…

mp3 wednesdays: and i think i could make better use of my time on land;

Theme weeks suck. I’ll give you a theme fortnight, which seems only fair as next Wednesday I’ll be in London and the Wednesday after that probably in bed sleeping off my New York jetlag. Or on flickr! Here’s a quick rundown of the next couple of weeks then; set, of course, to music.

The Flaming Lips – Bad Days
[m4a file. blame Stringer, not me sorry, I mean thank you very much Stringer for uploading this for me.]
I’m not really a fan of the Flaming Lips – they’re amazing to watch live, but a little too flamboyant for me to enjoy at home. This song, however, pretty much perfectly sums up my life right now. In your dreams, show no mercy. Indeed. *cough*

The Format – If Work Permits
Saying that, it was a little calmer at work today than it has been and the rest of the week should be much more chilled. Cue the indie guitar bands with their pretty songs.

Voxtrot – Rise Up In The Dirt
I believe in love, I’m married to my work. Last one, I promise!

New Rhodes – I Wish I Was You
New Rhodes are my favourite band in the world. Not musically – they’re far too clean-sounding for that – but as people. And tomorrow night, after helping out on my mate Lal’s radio show (finally I’ll get to DJ! Not that I’ve prepared yet…) I get to see them – supporting the Veils – for the first time in AGEEEEEEEES!

Lily Allen – LDN
Oh, sod off, it was that or the Clash. Anyway, youse all know I love Lily.

Ryan Adams – New York, New York
And now you really are rolling your eyes: I’m sure you all know this one already thanks in no small part to the shmaltziest, most conveniently re-edited video ever to grace MTV (see? who said Ryan Adams can do no wrong?) but tough – in ten days time I’ll be stepping off the plane at Newark before spending five nights in the city that’s haunted my dreams since I was a little girl, the city to end all cities. Joey Ramone and CBGBs may be long gone, but if my emails are anything to go by there’s a million and one things I still have to experience.

As usual, please support the artists by buying their music rather than scaffing it all off LimeWire. Thankyou. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m missing Torchwood.

ain’t got seventeen days;

Exhausted, exhausted, exhausted; and more than a little upset, annoyed and unsettled. Welcome to Monday. One has to wonder if it’s going to take a visit to a whole other continent to provide me with some temporary respite, and whether it’ll even be worth it by the time I get home.

Sometimes it’s like deja vu all over again.

In no particular order, here are some silly little niggles to start the week (and detract from the big picture):

- I bought this cute red belt to go with my new dress which I wore on Saturday night (see new Myspace pictures). It was a small… yeah, small what? Small cat?? I know I’ve put on a bit of weight lately, but jeez…

- The Metro have clearly been reading my blog: their review of the new Snow Patrol single made reference to the fact that the band sound like they’re soundtracking melancholy teen dramas. Ahem. Sound familiar?!

- I got a friend request on flickr last night from some Australian chap asking to be “added to my friends and family”. As he was neither friend nor family and my “private” pictures are generally from family gettogethers, I politely declined but acquiesced to make him a contact. I received the following message in response:

ohh i tought u have some naughty private pics… anyway thanks for adding me as contact… umm do u mind if ask u to sent me naughty pic of u if u have.. just a bit naughty i dont meant naked pic…. so please:)…
my email is _______

ill be so happy if u sent me…
thanks
d___

Uh-huh. BLOCKED. The brazen cheek of it!

Last night’s Amy Winehouse gig was rather odd: it was like the Oran Mor was transformed into some trendy west end wine bar… well, into upstairs at the Oran Mor then. Julie and I must have been the youngest people there among the middle-age, middle-class Trendy Wendies who packed out the venue, as if to see what all the fuss in the Sunday Times Review was all about. Winehouse was sozzled, falling out of her TopShop dress and dancing for all the world like your embarassing aunt at a wedding reception: the one who dresses like mutton and pinches your boyfriend’s bum when she thinks nobody’s looking. Great voice though.

It was getting there that was the trauma: fuck you, Sunday service and fuck you, Glasgow rain. I was waiting twenty minutes on a bus outside my house and another half an hour on an 18 while all around me the traditional Glesga banter flowed.

I guess I’m guilty of romanticising this city, as I do every city to a certain extent, but it’s hard to find the beauty in the traditional street brawl. “GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!” one young gentleman in a tracksuit shrieked at his paramour, who showed no sign of doing anything of the sort. “SHE SHAGGED HIM!” he yelled, by way of explanation, at her troupe of defendants in Burbery scarves and Helly Hansens.

Those of us huddled into the bus shelter were collectively rolling our eyes, including one lady with blood streaming down her face who was casually muching on a poke of chips and large pickled onion. “I’ve just been mugged,” she explained, conversationally, “but hey, it’s only money.”

And my grip on my iPod tightened substantially. So glad I’m getting the train into Paisley tonight. Cha, get the kettle on, I’m knacked!

dammit elvis, don’t he know he ain’t no johnny cash;

Last night I had a couple of cocktails with Bobby and her Meeps (how nice it was to see Jim and Dave again) and was introduced as “this is Lis, she owns Glasgow.” Well, a modest estate on the south side I said, giggling.

To avoid getting a bus full of drunkards home by myself at three in the morning I left fairly early, and found myself walking up from the bus stop listening to Drive-By Truckers with my head almost literally in the clouds.

People sneer at us city dwellers. They say that you can’t see the stars for the haze of the streetlights and the disposable twinkle of the windows on the high-rises. I say to those people: you’re not looking hard enough. If you stare at a hazy patch of not-quite-inky city sky for long enough the stars will begin to emerge, slowly, like a Magic Eye picture, or like they lit themselves just because they knew you were looking.

That little thing which gets me down aside, I’ve never been surer of my place in the world. And in that sense, I suppose this city really is all my own.

Today I have to shop and clean my house before going to see Amy Winehouse with Julie (eep, completely forgot about that one until the tickets arrived yesterday). In between times I’m planning a long-overdue listen throught the new tracks on my iTunes: 731 at last check. My last.fm might look a little weird today.

but i could teach her how i learned to dance when the music’s ended;

I’m so glad to see the back of this week. It’s been a strange one, and I sense that things are only going to get stranger.

Four things that did make me smile today: fairy lights in my livingroom, John Barrowman on Johnathan Ross (“would you fuck a monkey?” And Moriarty hid behind the sofa…), Diesel Sweeties and John K Samson (of the awe-inspiring, life-changing Weakerthans) guest blogging at Said The Gramophone.

mp3 wednesdays: quantity not quality;

In honour of (my pitiful attempt at) NaNoWriMo, this week I’m presenting you with my “favourite songs” going by play count on iTunes in lieu of a theme. In this post you’ll find out that – shock, horror! – for all her pretence at lipstick and cool, Lis actually listens to naught but whiny alt.country and prettyboy vocals. OMG.

(All files are mp3s via YouSendIt, click to download.)

1. Ben Gibbard – Carolina
On iTunes since: 27th February 2006 // Number of plays: 28 // Star rating: 5
Okay, fair play. This lovely little acoustic Ben track is probably one of the prettiest things he’s ever done, and one of my “comfort” songs: it reminds me that there’s love in the world, as well as the possibility (which we all know I’d never follow through on) of jumping on a bus with a small bag and my iPod and leaving the things that get me down behind. It’s from a split disc recorded with Andrew Kenny of the American Analogue Set as part of Post Parlo Records’ Home series, and you can buy a copy or find out more here.

2. Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins – You Are What You Love
On iTunes since: 1st February 2006 // Number of plays: 27 // Star rating: 4
Today I read my first “end of year best of” list courtesy of Dad’s favourites (and probably mine to be fair, due to their love of teh alt.country), Uncut magazine. Shall I spoil it for you? Okay, Dylan was #1 ;) Anyway, the debut solo record from Rilo Kiley frontwoman and indie totty Jenny Lewis featured rather highly, as I’m pretty sure it will do on my own list for its fusions of country, folk, soul and gospel. You can pick up a copy at Amazon.co.uk if you haven’t already.

3. Ryan Adams – Learn To Say Goodbye
On iTunes since: 10th March 2006 // Number of plays: 27 // Star rating: 4
What? I hear you gasp, your posterboy is only number 3?? Well, to be fair dear reader, my library does currently hold 131 Ryan Adams tracks (to say nothing of Whiskeytown) so it’s not as if I’m short of stuff to listen to when the mood takes me. My apparent “favourite” is a raw slice of Ryan from an unofficial compilation of various tracks that never made it to record called Black Clouds. You can, of course, find the released stuff at Amazon.co.uk.

4. Guillemots – Trains To Brazil
On iTunes since: 3rd February 2006 // Number of plays: 26 // Star rating: 4
It doesn’t matter how many – what was it – cokeheaded sluts wind you up at their gigs, it’s impossible not to love the Guillemots. Through The Windowpane (buy it here) might have lost out to the Arctic Fucking Monkeys at the Mercurys, but it’s one of the most innovative albums I’ve heard this year without coming across as pretentious or losing any of its childish charm. Trains To Brazil has been rereleased about thirteen hundred times at last count, but it’s arguably the greatest pop song this year has seen.

5. Snow Patrol – How To Be Dead
On iTunes since: 2nd February 2006 // Number of plays: 26 // Star rating: 4
The current incarnation of Snow Patrol may be filling out arenas and headlining festivals all over the world but I’ve caught them live only once; it was in the late 90s or something, they were supporting Ash at the Barrowlands and they were absolutely shite. The next time I hear of them they’re the biggest band in the world, mass-producing soulless dirges for American teen dramas. This song’s ace though.

6. The Weakerthans – Left and Leaving
On iTunes since: 3rd February 2006 // Number of plays: 25 // Star rating: 5
My (Canadian) mate Pragya once commented on my constant pushing of Canadian bands/artists, but of all the Canadian bands I love it’s the Weakerthans’ clever lyrics and catchy melodies I love the most. This song, from the album of the same name, breaks my heart over and over.

Our DSL is playing up again, as it seems to do every evening, so I hope this post – which took me two hours to write and upload!! – is worth it.

“can you keep a secret? i’m trying to organise a prison break.”;

I’m tremendously frustrated with this evening’s intermittant interweb connection and a Monday headache; one that feels like a sickly black, spongy growth in the back of my skull that no amount of painkillers can shift. I’m drinking some gorgeous cranberry/orange juice combo but I’m craving an ice-cold Coke like nobody’s business. I haven’t had one in a whole 24 hours, see. That’s some going.

I mentioned my chance encounter and conversation with a poet in an Edinburgh Starfucks last week: well, one of the many things we talked about was the nature of art, and how we believed it impossible to term a work “art” until it had been experienced, assimilated by somebody else. I believe that engaging with a work is as vital as any other part of the creative process – while it’s stretching the imagination somewhat to term what I post here as “art” the principle is the same; what’s the point of shouting into the wilderness? Music, books, movies may be technically very “good” – however we choose to define this, of course – but unless I can engage with it on a personal level it is meaningless to me.

I found this quote, from Richard Kearney’s On Stories, in the handout that accompanied the piece of theatre that my sister took me to on Friday night:

Storytelling invites us to become not just agents of our own lives, but narrators and readers as well. It shows us that the untold life is not worth living. There will always be someone there to say, “tell me a story”, and someone there to respond. Were this not so, we would no longer be fully human.

While I don’t think I necessarily believe that the untold life is not worth living, it’s a beautiful quote nonetheless.

Alice Bell wasn’t one of those things I engaged with in any way sadly – a tale of love, hate, war, identity and ukeleles. The Scotsman critic dug it; I on the other hand was reminded of one of those horrendous pieces of performance art after which everybody in the know sits around feeling tremendously smug and set apart from the rest of us who were never in on the joke.

Things I have engaged with these past few days: Chasberry Gin, which my pretty one created by sloshing some of her Archers Aqua in my drink at the bar at the 13th Note but which I’d imagine one would recreate by pouring equal parts gin and raspberry schnapps over crushed ice, topping up with tonic and finishing with a raspberry and a squeeze of fresh lime. Rewatching Lost In Translation in my jammies with a plate of Chinese food at the weekend. Joanna Newsom’s epic, otherworldly Ys. Last night’s Torchwood – I can’t help but roll my eyes at those critics who laugh off what they see as the show’s too-knowing “adultness”: sure it’s trying to find its feet, and sometimes gets it clunky and wrong, but did it not occur to anybody that perhaps the brains behind such shows as Queer As Folk always wanted to explore these avenues with this universe, these characters? Even Borat; which I had never seen but always imagined would be purile and one-dimensional. Of course it was, but mixed in with equal parts candid camera show and social commentary, and easily the funniest thing I’ve seen since Jason in full ninja get-up emerging from my pantry.

Anyone fancy testing out the “subscribe to comments” feature Jonic got me to install on this here blog? I would do it myself, but I’ve barely managed to stay online long enough to download it. Will you find it of use?