Monthly Archive for June, 2007

got a really good heart, i just can’t catch a break;

The general consensus among the critics (I must thank my other favourite thing in the Migglands for doing the research there) is that “Easy Tiger is Ryan Adams’ best album since Gold.

Except, that is, when you ask those critics who are as unashamedly Ryan Adams obsessive as myself.

I’ve never wanted to be one of Those Fans, you know, the ones that begrudge their favourite artists the creative development that the rest of us get. It’s something that it seems to be impossible to leave out of a Ryan Adams discussion though. I think it’s because first solo album Heartbreaker and the sum of Whiskeytown’s musical back catalogue are as close to musical perfection as it gets in my world. It’s so perfect, in fact, that it “shows what Ryan Adams is capable of”. So perfect that everything he’s released since has to be considered a disappointment in comparison.

Of course those comparisons are unfair. Perhaps Ryan could toss out another Heartbreaker as easily as he did those seven albums of comedy rapping and death metal that appeared on the “dot com, motherfucker” earlier this year, but there’s a whiskey-soaked maudlin there that it wouldn’t be fair for sober, sensible Ryan to try to emulate. He’s not the same scruffy boy carrying that titular heartbreak, and we can’t expect his music to sound the same. And so we don’t – and my other half has written a fair and eloquent album reaction in which he explains why he hasn’t taken to Easy Tiger. But it seems that Ryan is actively trying to court such comparisons this time around – why else the first “official” releases for two songs that have been doing the rounds since 1999?

Easy Tiger has taken me a while to get my head around. Its production is clean and slick, Ryan’s voice is sweet and soaring – far removed from the cracked whisper I fell in love with. And the songs… well, they’re nice. But honestly? After the first couple of listens, the only songs I could pick out of the lineup were the ones I had heard before.

“Give it time,” Katie said to me. “If you’re not sure, give it a couple of days before you make up your mind.”

And then a funny thing happened. Slowly, almost without my noticing, bits and pieces of the album began to emerge. Songs that came across as if Ryan had tossed them out lazily in fifteen minutes started to grow on me. Even the dreaded comedy rock number, which – as if Ryan and the universe were jointly laughing at me – was playing as I picked up the album in HMV.

Honestly? There’s quite a lot to like about this album. Opener “Goodnight Rose”, thankfully stripped of too much of the guitar wankery that has bogged down the live versions that I’ve heard gets things off to a rocking start, while later “Oh My God, Whatever, Etc” showcases the delicate, understated, other side of Ryan that was the first thing I fell in love with. “Tears of Gold” is a bit Neil Young covers round the campfire – my dad would probably love it – and the devastating refrain of “The Sun Also Sets” (we are only one argument from death) nearly blew me away on the bus this morning. “These Girls”, an update of live favourite “Hey There Mrs Lovely” suffers a little lyrically in translation, but it’s still nice to hear a fully realised recording.

And then there are “Everybody Knows” and “Two”, the tracks which Lost Highway so graciously treated us to a couple of weeks ago, and which seem something quite separate in an album which seems comfortable genre-hopping from folk to rock to rollicking country. They were my first hook into the album, and they wouldn’t seem too out of place on the first half of Jacksonville City Nights. They’re good songs: but in a way, it’s these two which illustrate the problems I have with Easy Tiger most explicitly. This isn’t my Ryan. This is cleaned-up, mass marketable, Ryan for the people who might want to know that dude that sang that Tim McGraw song’s got a new album out. They’re songs I could play for those of my friends who don’t really “do” music, and they’d be able to understand why I call myself a fan. But they’re not songs that will at once slay you and raise you from the dead. It’s not the stuff that’s going to save your life.

But sometimes, that’s fine too. Music is allowed to just be music.

“Two” in particular is a really pretty song. Sure, the lyrics sound as if they were penned on the back of a cocktail napkin, but even a turn on backing vocals by none other than Sheryll Crow – surely a disaster waiting to happen – works in a way that is not only complementary to the melody but is downright lovely (although this performance from David Letterman last night is much lovelier):

Among all of this though, there are gripes that I can’t quite shake. “Rip Off”, for example, does pretty much what it says on the tin – it’s a bland, MOR track that seems to do not very much of anything. I find album closer “I Taught Myself How To Grow Old”, which seems to be a firm favourite from many of the opinions I’ve read online, cloying and mawkish. But my biggest disappointment is the new version of “Off Broadway”, one of the most beautiful songs from unofficial release The Suicide Handbook and the album track I was most looking forward to. Ryan’s voice is wrenched up an octave, robbing the song of its delicacy and that one heartstopping line – hasn’t killed me yet but give it time – of its power as he struggles for the notes.

Overall though, it’s a pretty solid if not exactly beguiling effort. Not my favourite, not by a long way, but there are moments of greatness among the rest of what Jay termed meh-levator music.

and i said yes, talk to the press;

A little annoyed by Gareth McLean’s piece on “the new sci-fi” from today’s Guardian. Of course with Doctor Who finishing on Saturday it’s nice and timely and all that, but its thesis – that rather than the traditional preserve of nerds and schoolboys it’s traditionally perceived as, science fiction and fantasy programming is relevant, engaging and exciting – is one that most of us knew ten years ago. Lost and Heroes didn’t reinvent or reinvigorate the genre – Chris Carter and Joss Whedon did. And, despite the wilderness years when everybody got scunnered by The X-Files and Buffy drowning in their own convoluted mythologies, I’m willing to bet that nobody would have bothered their backsides updating Battlestar Gallactica had it not been for the success of those trailblazers towards the end of the 1990s.

Why McLean even bothered phoning this one is beyond me since he so evidently agrees with me: three out of his five picks at the bottom of the piece (and I bet you can guess which three they are before you even look) were over by 2003.

Oh, ignore me. It’s a great article: it’s just this jaded little X-Phile could have written it aeons ago.

So. God DAMN you, Boots the Chemist with your Advantage Points offers and your handy little coupons sent to my door with my name on them. You fair saw me coming, didn’t you? Why else would I have spent £32.15 over the course of a lunchbreak?!

Although, thinking about it, having saved £15.63 and picking up points amounting to another £8.12 to spend instore, I didn’t do too badly. Facewipes, anto-histamines and lunch* were essentials anyway, and I’ll use the hair dye later this month. It was makeup that got me. As bloody usual.

*Not an easy purchase: Boots have an amazing variety of lunchables, most of which I refuse to eat due to their containing of various condiments and dressings and sauces that Look Like Sick. My lunch today was a fruit salad, a bottle of this stuff and a bag of Thai Sweet Chilli crisps. I’ll be starving within the hour.

Note to self: must must must somehow aquire albums by Roman Candle and Fionn Regan in the near future. Music never jades me for long. In yr face, Ryan Adams (oh, I kid. Well, exaggerate. I’ve been sidetracked from my Easy Tiger review again, naughty me. Tomorrow. I – almost – promise).

“i could never be a drummer, i’d throw up”;

Well! That’s me home with my copy of Easy Tiger and guess what I’ve discovered? As well as the UK bonus track, there’s a UK iTunes bonus too! Only thing is, it’s only available if you buy the whole album – something I’m not really willing to do having just shelled out for my pretty CD with its exclusive-to-HMV cardboard sleeve. I’m sure I’ll track it down somehow, but it just goes to show how it’s the true fans who getting ripped off in this brave new multiformat frontier. What’s wrong with allowing me to hand over my shiny 79p for it, as I did for the Jesse Malin bonus track?

In Jesse Malin news, it seems the next single from Glitter In The Gutter will be… its worst track, “Love Streams”.

I give up. On music, life, my sanity… ooh, but the Kate Nash b-side: the faux-Lahndahn Regina Spektor, yes?

I’m trying to figure out why this account of the parents who took their five-month old baby to Glastonbury has really angered me. It’s certainly not up to me to tell anybody how to raise a kid; in fact there should be more stories about parents who see their children as extensions of themselves, rather than a constant chore. Breastfeeding in restaurants? Baby Rave? I’m all for it.

Then it hit me:

We also packed a pair of child-sized ear defenders because we were worried about the noise levels. I’d seen them on Apple Martin who was wearing them in Gwyneth’s arms in the front row of Live 8, so I bought some on the internet.

OH GOD. IT’S THOSE PEOPLE. THE KIND WHO SHOP IN BABY GAP FOR OVERPRICED CLOTHING THEIR SPAWN WILL OUTGROW IN A WEEK, AND WHO TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE ON THE BUS WITH THOSE MASSIVE BUGGIES LIKE BABY 4x4s THAT THERE IS JUST NO CALL FOR, EVER.

Or, being serious for a second, the image of a wee baby screaming his lungs out when the Arctic Monkeys start up (look at me, avoiding the obvious joke!). There’s a big difference between taking a kid that young to a concert, or hey, even buying a day ticket to a smaller festival. But the campsite atmosphere just isn’t right for a baby – when was he supposed to sleep? What was the point, when the parents would only have been able to see a handful of bands for their few hundred quid plus the price of kitting out a camper van? Couldn’t other people have made much better use of those gold dust tickets? Who actually gained from the experience, other than the content editor at the BBC?

I feel as if I should have written something about the furore surrounding Salman Rushdie’s knighthood, but it’s coming up for magazine time which as I’m sure you’ll remember instantly robs me of my ability to write cohesive, coherent and intelligent pieces about anything that I’m not being paid for. This piece by Linda Grant is short and sweet and wonderful.

As is, on a completely different (but no less vital?) topic, this piece on GloNo.

PS Easy Tiger: tentative thumbs-up. More later, I’m sure!

never been this far away from home;

The wee girls in the hairdressers down by my flat are absolutely lovely, but I swear every time I go in there looking for one of my biannual Drastic Haircuts I come away looking like I’m wearing a space helmet.* Thankfully my hair is particularly resistant to styling product and blow-drying, so I should look a little more presentable next time any of you see me.

*(It might be more appropriate, given my excitement for tonight’s episode of Doctor Who, to say I look like one of the Judoon in one of their helmets.

And, on the subject of certain BBC Saturday night institutions, note also the picture which should appear to your right but which is on my left as I type this, taken on Buchanan Street last night and which got me tremendously excited while on the phone to Kaite. Admittedly, I’d spent most of the day high on painkillers for my still pretty dodgy back…)

Cartoon Lily Allen in the video for her “Oh My God” collaboration with Mark Ronson might actually be the cutest thing you’ll see all weekend. Unless, of course, you own a kitten:


Elsewhere, the New York Times take a break from syndicating Ryan Adams features to the Scotsman (I’ll buy it if there’s a good picture, of course…) to review Richmond Fontaine frontman Willy Vlautin’s novel The Motel Life. You can also read an exerpt on their website.

PS BEST. PURCHASE. EVER. Who fancies a gemme then??

i’m turning madonna down//i’m calling it my best move;

With Glastonbury kicking off down south, it seems about time for a festival update. In perhaps the least surprising volte-face of modern times, I will now definitely be attending T in the Park in a couple of weekends’ time. No manky campsite for me this year, however – I plan to shimmer as fragrantly as the PR girls backstage with Ben Gibbard last year in a pair of Kate Moss-esque wellies, before heading back to Linlithgow at night for a go on the hair straighteners.

Or something.

In between crisis management and excessive amounts of Nurofen Back Pain SR Capsules, I’ve been highlighting a timetable of dubious accuracy and illegible nature that Fiona forwarded me this morning. In between yer Snow Patrols and Killers, there are actually enough gems to ensure I have quite a full weekend. Do you care? Probably not, but I’m posting it anyway (italics indicate overlap, before the pedants point it out):

SATURDAY
1250-1320 Charlotte Hatherley (Pet Sounds)
1345-1415 Camera Obscura (King Tut’s)
1430-1500 Kate Nash (Futures)
1545-1620 Long Blondes (King Tut’s)
1610-1640 The New York Fund (T-Break)
1650-1735 Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (King Tut’s)
1755-1835 Cold War Kids (Pet Sounds)
1815-1915 Arcade Fire (Main Stage)
1905-1945 Bright Eyes (Pet Sounds
2020-2050 Down The Tiny Steps (T-Break)
2120-2150 New Young Pony Club (Futures)
2135-2250 Brian Wilson (Pet Sounds)

SUNDAY
1155-1220 The Hedrons (King Tut’s)
1250-1315 Malcolm Middleton (Pet Sounds)
1325-1400 Avril Lavigne (Main Stage, perhaps the most gutting clash but who could compete with…)
1345-1415 The Hold Steady!!! (Pet Sounds)
1445-1515 Dykeenies (Pet Sounds)
1515-1550 The Gossip (NME/Radio 1)
1545-1615 Brian Jonestown Massacre (Pet Sounds)
1610-1640 The Vivians (T-Break)
1720-1750 Shiny Toy Guns (Futures)
1750-1825 Badly Drawn Boy (Pet Sounds)
1905-1950 Tori Amos (Pet Sounds)
2010-2110 Interpol (NME/Radio 1)
2020-2050 The Pipettes (Futures)
2140-2250 Queens of the Stone Age

It’s looking a little as if money and deadlines will limit our presence at Indian Summer to the Saturday only (sorry Wayne Coyne, you’re rather cool but you were never any match for Wilco/Daniel Johnston/Andrew Bird/Midlake/Silversun Pickups). Apparently if you guys all go buy tickets though, it’s more likely I’ll get a press pass. Go on, how about it?

what’s a cutie like yourself doing on a bus that smells like piss;

The man, the myth, the legend that is Jon Snow; apparently running late for an awards ceremony (courtesy of the One World Broadcasting Trust). Just when I thought nothing was going to tear me away from Doctor Who clips on YouTube tonight!

I could have done with one of those myself this afternoon actually, after I managed to get on a bus going in the opposite direction to where I was supposed to be heading for an interview. In my defence, it was in a part of town I’d never even heard of let alone had any familiarity with. I was spotted wandering the streets looking confused with ten minutes to go by a young guy in a baseball cap who not only abandoned his pal in order to help me track down the law firm in question but also entertained me with the tale of his new ninety pound trainers he got a 5% discount on because they were ex-display but it turned out they were ripped up the seam, the thieving c-nts. Sometimes, being able to shift accent at will is the best defence.

So I’ve done myself a bit of an injury and am going to be visiting an osteopath tomorrow. Wish me luck it’s something that can be sorted in one thirty quid session… eep.

Random Ryan Adams related PS: anybody know of anywhere other than NME.com that’s streaming Easy, Tiger? Because I can’t get that one to work, and have decided that I am a bloody hypocrite and can’t actually wait any longer to hear the new version of “Off Broadway”.

didn’t i use this particular hold steady lyric already?;

Cranky today, so very cranky it deserves FEAR and italic…ism? isation? I don’t know. But cranky it is. My hair feels a bit too glossy, as if I didn’t wash the conditioner out properly this morning, and I managed to get salad dressing on my skirt over lunch.

Still, nevermind: my second birthday weekend was everything I could have wished for that I hadn’t had already. It might not have been barbecue weather, but I think a good time was had by all. I’ll make a photo post elsewhere later, but everything is on Flickr as usual. We got home around 3am, after a lamentably brief appearance at Drive Carefully and some dancing. My brother wasn’t too impressed with the former as we only caught the last act – some laptop maestro who sounded like a cross between Ross from Friends and THE END OF THE WORLD! AND ONLY THE ROBOTS ARE LEFT! – but cheered up immensely when they played the Beatles in the Barfly.

(The rest of this post may contain some mild, generalised spoilers as I struggle to contain my enthusiasm, but I’ll try my best.)

I really should have learned by now not to try and schedule Official Doctor Who breaks in the middle of my parties: thankfully we realised we should switch it off in time to avoid spoiling it when we watched it properly on Sunday. By the last ten minutes my hand was in my mouth and I nearly fell off the sofa.

I’m too young to have grown up with Doctor Who – the “old” series went off the air when I was seven, which predates my love affair with The X-Files by a good five or six years. It’s true, and a bit tragic, that I really have no grasp of popular culture before about 1996… but so much of that particular show is so iconic, such a part of what it is to be British, that you need never have seen an episode to get much of its mythology. “You’re talking like a Dalek again,” my mother always told me when I went into a sulk and refused to speak in more than a monotone.

As it is, I rarely feel as if there’s much of fannish hierachy surrounding Doctor Who, and I’m sure it’s all thanks to Russell T. Davies. The man has a discernable love not just of the show itself and its history but of the genre, in a way pretty reminiscent of Joss Whedon. His interpretation of the “Whoniverse” (gawd, I didn’t just say that) is colourful and engaging, appealing right across the spectrum in its primetime Saturday evening slot. And, while he’s not afraid to take liberties and I’m sure piss off plenty of the old-school fans in the process, he always seems to take the trouble to make things work – even if those explanations sometimes seem a little convoluted.

And, sometimes, he’ll hit you with a curve-ball. While I was excitedly looking forward to this week’s billed return of Captain Jack Harkness (and he can play the cartoon sexbomb as long as he likes – one episode was enough to forgive the brooding leading man act in that bloody Torchwood) I was expecting this week to be a low-key, middle-of-the-road episode before a two-part season finale.

OMG.

SAXON!!!!

I’ve derided much of David Tennant’s tenure in the leading role, but I’m willing to apologise. The local boy dun calmed down a lot of the over-the-top brilliant! briliant that’s so human! schtick I’ve despaired of ad nauseum (although I shouldn’t speak to soon as there was a little of it last night…) and revealed a depth of acting range that puts his predecessor to shame.

I did mention squee, right?

PS It’s now one week til Easy, Tiger, so here’s your random Ryan Adams link of the day. Oh baby, what have you done to your hair??

PPS From today’s Herald: a “literary tour of Scotland”. And only one mention of JK Rowling…

there’s no such thing as human rights when you walk the new york streets;

The Vatican urges Catholics to stop donating to “abortion promoters” Amnesty International. Blazing angry about this, not least because the recent policy change was hardly entered into lightly. I remember feeling quite surprised when I received my ballot paper that Amnesty didn’t have a position on the matter already, and one which seems obvious enough to me.

Amnesty does not and has never commented on the “rightness” or “wrongness” of abortion itself, instead merely offering the organisation’s support of abortion where a woman’s health is in danger or human rights are violated, especially in cases of rape or incest. It’s a position I feel is the right one, although I am sure there will be plenty of Amnesty members who will believe we haven’t gone far enough, and indeed who believe we have gone too far.

“We are saying broadly that to criminalise women’s management of their sexual reproductive right is the wrong answer,” Amnesty’s deputy Secretary General Kate Gilmore told Reuters news agency.

The Catholic Church, through a misrepresented account of our position on selective aspects of abortion, is placing in peril work on human rights,” Ms Gilmore said.

(My emphasis there.)

Of course this is hardly the first time that the Catholic Church, like some Daily Mail-reading maiden aunt going off-piste on Points of View, have seized upon a tiny facet of an organisation’s policies or beliefs and created one heck of a stushie. One piece of campaigning you might have missed during the recent elections to the Wee Diddy Parliament was the Scottish Catholic Observer‘s stance against the Green Party for their pledge, buried somewhere towards the bottom of their manifesto, to get rid of state-funded faith schools. Somewhat ironically, out of the major players in Scottish politics (or at least the ones that didn’t find themselves completely shafted once the results were in), it is the Green Party whose pacifist, environmental and anti-Trident policies perhaps conform closest to those concerns of the Church which don’t involve prying too closely into the affairs of private citizens – they’re a little too pro-The Gays to gain much Catholic support.

The SCO‘s petition gathered some several thousand responses – a figure I would love to quote more accurately if I was only able to track down any of this online. Fair play to the SCO though in that they did grant Green leader Patrick Harvie a right of reply in the paper.

[When you gloss over the photo coverage of the latest UCM coffee morning, the Observer is actually a pretty good read, not surprising considering that in former NUJ general secretary Harry Conroy they have one of the most distinguished editors in the country. A recent issue featured a full-page article by a most unlikely contributor, infamous advocate Donald Findlay, QC, on his atheist beliefs.]

I’m aware that it tends to be us “lapsed”, ex-Catholics who are the most vituperative about our former faith; I hate to be a statistic, but I reckon this is because, for the most part, having already had reason to make the decision to leave we’re equiped with the most ammo. It seems that with the 40th anniversary of the passing of the Abortion Act having just passed (please read, and learn from, Sir David Steel’s wonderfully non-reactionary piece in Comment Is Free if you haven’t already) the Catholic Church is rarely out of the news in recent weeks, and considering how strongly they supposedly feel about the issue it’s a bit hypocritical that it’s taken them so long. I suppose any publicity is good publicity and all that, and at least the people who might fill those half-empty church buildings on a Sunday are being reminded of its existence. But with so many laypeople already believing the Catholic Church to be preachy, mysogynist and out of touch with reality, I doubt these comments are the best approach.

no-one mourns the wicked;

Well the first of my birthday weekends (I’m having two this year becomes I’m a brat like that) has been and gone and was pretty fantastic in every respect, despite us almost missing the plane… and the bus… and getting to the theatre… but other than that! London was sweltering in a heatwave that made even the conditions here in Glasgow at the moment seem hospitable, and I can’t recommend the place we went for lunch highly enough.

Wicked at the Apollo Victoria theatre on Saturday night was of course the main event, and it didn’t disappoint. I joked the next day that the proper West End theatre experience is something that we’ve never truly experienced “up in the sticks” here in Glasgow. You can’t really compare a touring production running for, say, a week in the King’s to the full-blown London experience, where the theatre properly becomes the universe behind the show. The spectacle – the set, the costumes, the scenery – is pretty breathtaking when you haven’t experienced it before.

Although loosely based on the novel by Gregory Maguire, which I read several years ago, the musical is very different in tone as well as containing several pretty fundamental plot changes. It’s a good ting too, because the original novel is the sort of weighty tome it would be impossible to reduce to a two and a half hour stage time.

I’ve never been precious about adaptations, beit film to book or whatever – different audiences look for different things, and as long as the finished product holds together well I don’t see a problem with it. Often changes have to be made beyond merely cutting out the odd sub-plot or tangent, and when this is done skilfully and tastefully it can work as well as a beloved original. The writers of the musical had a tougher task than most: the text of the book is dark, weighty and complex, not exactly open to the insertion of song-and-dance routines. But it worked! For one thing, I could tell you how this one ended (said ending being perhaps a little contrived in retrospect, although it felt very fitting on the night). There were more almost comedic references to the original Oz universe too, a universe which I’m sure would be more familiar to the “casual” viewer or the musical lover.

Overall, thoroughly recommended – and missing the first ten minutes gives us an excuse to plan a repeat trip..!

the fight for teenage liberation;




aberration

Originally uploaded by lastyearsgirl_

Good lord, but I’ve been crotchety of late (and I haven’t even got started on my dodgy earphones or my loathing of the office printer). I worry that if I don’t cut the ranting, I’m going to end up a panellist on some late-night talk show with my arch-nemesis Germaine Greer and (the fabulous) Katie from The Apprentice, grumbling about how teenagers these days are proving to be the death of civilisation and coming out with such profound statements as art? art? you call that art? a five-year-old could do better, what’s wrong with some nice watercolours anyway?

That being said: on Friday I was in Glasgow’s Princes Square to purchase my birthday party dress. It’s one of my favourite place in the world, which sounds a bit tragic when you’re talking about a shopping mall, but there’s something about the glass and airiness and smell of designer goods I can’t afford to buy that soothes me. However I was horrified to discover, due to the placement of a giant red graphic on the floor where all the nice boutique-clad middle-class babies go to play while Mummy sips at a frappuccino and enjoys a couple of mouthfuls of gluten-free carrot cake, that they’d be playing host to the Miss Scotland competition at the weekend (hosted by ex-Hearsay star Myleene Klass and sponsored by the Sun). My horror was doubled on a trip to the bathroom, where they were piping in some horrific sleazy R’n'B music with sample lyric: I’ll lick your ice cream sundae if you lick my lollipop. And I don’t think they were singing about confectionary.

Last night Kate and I went to see This Is England which despite being as “gritty” as all of the reviews would lead you to believe didn’t really deserve to be preceeded by trailers for every dodgy horror movie due a major release in the next six months. Kate informs me that lead actor Thomas Turgoose, who plays a twelve-year-old boy who becomes embroilled in a gang of racist skinheads over the course of one summer, was kicked out of his school play for bad behaviour and demanded £5 to even attend the audition. “I wouldn’t expect anything less,” she says, “there’s nothing worse that some stage school pint-sized Tarquin trying to act tough.”

Amnesty’s irrepressible.info campaign is a year old, and there will be a live webcast/discussion taking place tonight from 6.30pm UK time. You can find out more here and access the webcast from here tonight.