I suppose it’s appropriate that for Day 16, bloody Amy‘s gone and tagged me to provide “sixteen random things” about me. And then, last night, bloody Joss went and tagged me for another six things on teh blog.
I always struggle to come up with such things off the top of my head. I mean, I’m the most interesting person you’ll ever meet, obviously, but that never comes across under pressure.
Now that I’m here, I may as well post the full sixteen. But if I tag you, you’re good for just six. Here goes nothing..!
1. My parents were not Elvis fans: it’s actually Lisa-Marie short for Elizabeth-Marie, after my grandmother and Our Lady. My “full” name doesn’t appear on my birth certificate as my mum didn’t want my name shortened to Beth, or Liz…
2. …instead, it gets shortened to Lisa. Which I CAN’T STAND – don’t do it! “Lis” is a whole syllable less! To rhyme with “bliss”, not “fleece”, please.
3. Despite the above, the closest I get to Catholicism these days is the inside of a Hold Steady lyric booklet.
4. I’m 26 years old. I know this is hardly the most fascinating fact, but it still manages to confuse all those people who think I look teenaged in my photos. I’ll thank you in a few years, I’m sure.
5. When asked for my profession, I tend to simplify things and call myself a journalist: these days I actually manage a paralegal training qualification, as well as produce a quarterly magazine (the “deadlines” I frequently refer to). Whatever I end up doing, I’d still have to blog about it when I got home, so journalist will do for now.
6. My first paying job was as an extra in a movie. This movie
, in fact. You’ll see me in a green sweater running across the screen at the start of the fairground scene, if you watch on freeze-frame.
7. I made twenty quid, the standard fee for an extra at the time, which I spent on my first two cassette tape albums: Alisha Rules The World by Alisha’s Attic and Ocean Colour Scene’s Moseley Shoals. Purchased in Woolies – RIP!
8. My first gig, however, wasn’t nearly half as classy – it was Ant and Dec, on their ill-advised music career at the behemoth that is the SECC. Watch and weep.
9. My tipple of choice depending on the company or circumstance is one of a gin and tonic, a bottle of pear Kopparberg or a strawberry daiquri. In Glasgow, you can find the best of the latter at the Alea Casino, Springfield Quay.
10. New York City is my favourite place in the world. This isn’t as much news as a statement of fact that is one of the first things anybody could tell you about me. Yes, if I could emigrate there, I would – but I think the city is full of people who’d love to make their living as writers.
11. I am of Irish-Italian stock, on my mother and father’s side respectively. I am perhaps the only person you know who shares her name with a town and province in Sicily. I believe our Mafia connections are as near as two generations back: my dad has already given my long-suffering boyfriend The Talk.
12. I played violin all the way through school; not to an amazing standard or anything, but I was involved in a few youth orchestras in my teens. I elected to sing instead for my Standard Grade music, and my tutor never forgave me. I still have the violin, and would love to play again sometime. I also own an acoustic guitar I purchased on eBay on a whim for £20, but I got bored picking out the chords to Kathleen Edwards songs.
13. Actually, I think it was one time, at band camp, I discovered my first grey hair – which would have made me thirteen years old. They say premature greying is a sign of intelligence, so I don’t mind and it gives me an excuse to blow fifty quid every couple of months on a colour that’s a little warmer than my natural dark brown.
14. I suffered from pretty severe depression for a number of years, but although I can’t remember much of 2004 these days I can, thankfully, mostly just look back and laugh. Mostly. And hey, my LiveJournal was famous on the internet!
15. I have two piercings (the typical ear ones), one tattoo (the artwork to Ryan Adams’ Cold Roses on my inside left wrist), flat feet, wonky knees (a direct result of the feet) and am short-sighted, with severe enough astigmatism in my right eye that I can’t get perfect vision from contact lenses. You want me. You do.
16. I bought the dress I’m holding months ago – it was the first thing out my wardrobe with a tag on it – and it still doesn’t fit. I’m not even sure if I like it anymore.
My victims: Wee-H, the Hedgehog, Miss America, Paulie, Steve and my bezzer (because we need to get her blogging again
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