you said dylan is a sentiment that you don’t want to share;

Author Graeme Thomson, of I Shot a Man in Reno* fame, will probably have finished seeing Bob Dylan for the first time by now since it’s almost 11pm. He wasn’t looking forward to it, writing on his blog earlier this week: “I’m kind of looking upon it as I would a trip to the dentist or filling in a tax return, something that simply has to be done.”

Dylan in 2009: it’s sort of like hearing your favourite songs covered by Kermit the Frog and his Amazing Hurdy-Gurdy Machine, and that never-ending tour of his is really only something you need to see once. That last night I experienced the man, the myth, the legend of my record collection live for a second time was an accident really, a quirk of my last.fm buddy Rachel having an extra ticket and nobody to share her banter with. And hearing my top two songs from that vast repertoire performed live by the man himself, even is both were mumbled in the same cadence from beneath a massive hat, was worth the entrance money.

It’s not a criticism, not really, because if anybody has earned the right to take it easy on the road it’s the man who blazed the trail and lit a fire in the hearts of most of my favourite contemporary artists. I’m about thirty years too late for my Freewheelin’ Bob, the man of my dreams (second, for those keeping score, is Carl Bernstein as portrayed by Dustin Hoffman in All The President’s Men, and third is Pushing Daisies‘ Piemaker), and while I quite enjoyed 2007′s Modern Times I haven’t been able to convince myself to drop twenty quid on the double-disc deluxe edition of new album Together Through Life. There can’t be much to compare to the thrill of standing among ten thousand enthusiasts, many of whom old enough to have seen the man first time around, who are all bellowing their how does it feels with an enthusiasm the voice from the stage can’t quite muster anymore.

But it’s safe to say that I’m now content to curl up with my favourite albums, and make my own movies.

Big day tomorrow, but just before I head to bed I’d like to direct you all towards a brand new short story from renowned crime hack and all-round sexpot Jay Stringer. “The Hard Sell” is this week’s Punch over at Beat to a Pulp.

ETA: I’ve just realised it would have been very sensible to include in this post that my good friend Scott has recently been “filling in the gaps” on the Bob Dylan albums he missed out on for whatever reason over at Wack Beats. Go read.

*or: I Shot A Man In Reno: A History of Death by Murder, Suicide, Fire, Flood, Drugs, Disease, and General Misadventure, as Related in Popular Song, to give it its full title.