NEW LAYOUT IS NEARLY DONE. How wonderful is my Lyndsay for making me the header graphic? It’s late, and I’m sleepy, and I’m giving up on that sidebar. It serves me right for messing with…

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Just a quick note to say that the new phone – which most of you will be aware I pretty much hate anyway – stopped working on the way home yesterday. I was hopeful it…

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Oh yeah, I forgot – a reason not to slump over your desk is that crocodiles reside in the gaps between tables. True, dontchaknow. – FRASER If you need me today I’ll be camped out…

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It’s a Saturday night at the Barrowlands, and sometime-NME darlings ¡Forward, Russia! are trying to stir up a bit of controversy. “I never thought I’d say this,” says their frontman, “but the English crowds have…

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I guess I’m neglecting this site of late in favour of a return to the good ol’ days elsewhere (118 COMMENTS ON ONE ENTRY. LASTYEARSGIRL_ 0WNZ YOU. AGAIN) but here’s a catastrophically exciting link for…

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WILL: I don’t want to die and end up with just ‘Lawyer… husband… father’ on my tombstone. ME: At least you’ll have that. Mine will read: LASTYEARSGIRL_: 1982-2012. She was the internet. WILL: It’s okay,…

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