In which my father, who possesses the finest moustache I know (now that Franz Nicolay has with incredible timing removed his), reacts with distress to the news that if he’d held off about twenty years…

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Somebody’s brought in Easter fairy cakes, decease the kind that Greggs do with the thick icing and the vermicelli around the edges. When you peel the paper away from the top of the cake, page…

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