the apprentice

surallan will see you now;

March 25, 2009 // 2 Comments

If you had to re-bullshit my wealth, then you best bullshit it down by £100m at the moment, why not? And then, suddenly, when we pull out of recession, we can bullshit it up [...]

alan, alan, gies a job!;

June 11, 2008 // 3 Comments

You know you’re a sad case when: you get up especially early so you can 365 in front of a local (to your hotel) landmark. And said landmark is in fact the offices of a [...]