i know you might roll your eyes at this//but i’m so glad that you exist;

Elizabethtown: shmaltzy, sentimental, horrendously contrived, at least half an hour overlong, starring two of the most irritating actors of our generation… and thoroughly lovely. I…

if you don’t he’s not a real punk boy;

My sister fair comes out with some lines of utter genius. It’s essay time again, and this month we’re looking at humanism in relation to…

all you ever want to do is drink and watch tv;

I don’t know if it’s better going back to work after a really good weekend, or worse (because you really know what you’re missing). Friday…

i do dig a certain girl;

Last night was a pretty good night after all – good food, excellent company, outrageous flirting and by far the greatest strawberry daiquiri I’ve had…

she may not be an actor but she’s a pussy superstar;

A tiny old man with a tiny old dog walked past me last night as I waited for my brother to pick me up outside…

i hope the stars don’t even come out tonight//i hope we both freeze to death;

The first day back in the office after the clocks have gone back is a surreal experience. You don’t notice it getting darker so much…

and you’ll show up for work with a smile;

I’d love to say it’s been a relaxing weekend, but I’ve been feeling strangely tense and agitated for no real reason at all. Luckily I…