celebrity endorsement;

GUESS WHAT JENNIE BOND WAS READING ON THE PLANE HOME LAST NIGHT?! I tell you, I was so chuffed about this until my mum told…

what i say and what i mean;

I bought the NME. Oh, don’t look at me like that. If you’d seen who was on the cover (looking “a bit like Shaun Ryder…

letters that you’ll never read;

Having just changed my “blog five” mp3s the other day it would seem a bit of a waste to do so again this quickly, so…

i’ve waited for a thousand years for you to come and blow me out my mind;

Well, here we go again. Dear Mr Internet. I just can’t stay away from you. After a blogging break of who-knows-how-long, I’m ashamed to say…