i know you might roll your eyes at this//but i’m so glad that you exist;

Elizabethtown: shmaltzy, sentimental, horrendously contrived, at least half an hour overlong, starring two of the most irritating actors of our generation… and thoroughly lovely. I…

all you ever want to do is drink and watch tv;

I don’t know if it’s better going back to work after a really good weekend, or worse (because you really know what you’re missing). Friday…

i do dig a certain girl;

Last night was a pretty good night after all – good food, excellent company, outrageous flirting and by far the greatest strawberry daiquiri I’ve had…

she may not be an actor but she’s a pussy superstar;

A tiny old man with a tiny old dog walked past me last night as I waited for my brother to pick me up outside…

i can’t believe i’m having difficulty coming up with subject headers already;

I have to confess to punching the air during the ten o’clock news last night at the news that Harriet Miers has withdrawn her name…

i’ve waited for a thousand years for you to come and blow me out my mind;

Well, here we go again. Dear Mr Internet. I just can’t stay away from you. After a blogging break of who-knows-how-long, I’m ashamed to say…