• the day you move i’m probably going to explode;

    What I have bought myself recently: – A SUIT. A PROPER, GROWN UP SUIT; – a badge. It says “RYAN ADAMS IS GOD”; – a…

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    whale-watching;

    MARRIED ANDY: This fucking whale is getting on my tits. Should I pen a charity single? ME: You could, but a comedy cover with Peter…

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    you’re no rock ‘n’ roll fun;

    Wednesday was my godson Ryan’s first birthday. I’m resisting the urge to insert some cliched they-grow-up-so-fast comment here, but you should have seen him when…

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    do i smell the rotting stench of self-esteem?!;

    That was a weekend like all weekends should be. Lots of fun stuff, and still time for two lie-ins. Met Ange for a drink after…

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    what i say and what i mean;

    I bought the NME. Oh, don’t look at me like that. If you’d seen who was on the cover (looking “a bit like Shaun Ryder…

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    i’m going to try defying speedlimits;

    Why my sister is the greatest thing in the world – who else would text me in the middle of the afternoon to ask me…

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    waiting for my rocket to come;

    Even though there’s a lot going on and you’re running around like a mad thing, it’s all good. And at some point today, you hit…

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