• you never ask questions with god on your side;

    Second morning in a row my iPod has selected “Wonderwall” (greatest song of our generation: discuss) to get me into work. Professor Richard Dawkins of…

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    dear diary: my teen angst has a body count;

    Can I just say that my new year’s resolution – to stop spending a small fortune every week on crappy food – has been dealt…

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    letters that you’ll never read;

    Having just changed my “blog five” mp3s the other day it would seem a bit of a waste to do so again this quickly, so…

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    this can’t be real;

    I don’t know how many people will remember that I used to be in an amateur thetre group – I gave it up a few…

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    a new art for the people;

    Start as you mean to go on. We saw in the new year with cheap champagne in novelty oversized Star Wars plastic cups, and the…

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    but the record company rosie//they just gave me a huge advance;

    2005. Hopefully it’ll be remembered as The Year Charlotte Church Went Pop, and not The Year Lis Danced In The Limelight To The Kaiser Chiefs;…

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    bank of boston beauty queen;

    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN READING THIS BLOG THROUGH THE LJ FEED – sorry to be a pain, but you need to…

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