• i do dig a certain girl;

    Last night was a pretty good night after all – good food, excellent company, outrageous flirting and by far the greatest strawberry daiquiri I’ve had…

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    she may not be an actor but she’s a pussy superstar;

    A tiny old man with a tiny old dog walked past me last night as I waited for my brother to pick me up outside…

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    i hope the stars don’t even come out tonight//i hope we both freeze to death;

    The first day back in the office after the clocks have gone back is a surreal experience. You don’t notice it getting darker so much…

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    and you’ll show up for work with a smile;

    I’d love to say it’s been a relaxing weekend, but I’ve been feeling strangely tense and agitated for no real reason at all. Luckily I…

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    i can’t believe i’m having difficulty coming up with subject headers already;

    I have to confess to punching the air during the ten o’clock news last night at the news that Harriet Miers has withdrawn her name…

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    it’s the story of a coked-up pansy who spends his nights in flights of fancy;

    The server’s down at work – in fact, across most of Scotland and the north of England apparently – and so I’m rattling notes you’ll…

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    i’ve waited for a thousand years for you to come and blow me out my mind;

    Well, here we go again. Dear Mr Internet. I just can’t stay away from you. After a blogging break of who-knows-how-long, I’m ashamed to say…

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